PERSONAL STATEMENT:
I am a hard working individual who enjoys working with people. I have a habit of crying to people on MSN when I’m really smiling. I also like cheese and mushrooms and will work for those instead of money. I want to work for your company because I wish to become one of the proletariat in my fight against the communist reign by joining your capitalist regime.
EDUCATION:
- 2008: Duncraig Senior High School
Year 11
SUBJECTS: T-Shirt Design
Modeling
Chemistry
Media
Physics
Explosions
EMPLOYMENT:
None so far
WORK EXPERIENCE:
- July 2007: Media Frenzy course
Murdoch University
Organisers: Honour students at Murdoch
POSITION: Media Frenzy participant
VOLUNTEER:
I volunteered at the local insane asylum for a few years. I went around with the patients interacting with them although I was free to leave at any point in time I swear.
ACHIEVEMENTS TO DATE:
- 2008: Top Media student for year 11 (2008)
INTERESTS:
- Media; film and television
- Reading and writing
- Music
- Photography
PERSONAL QUALITIES:
- Friendly
- Reliable
- Cooperative
- Absolutely Insane
REFERENCES:
None. They all died…
Do you think I'll get a job? :) I'm hopeful...
2 comments:
The question is, how can they NOT employ you with a resume like this?!
You pwn! :)
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i would hire you:) if i had my own company...oh well guess i will have to make do with my dads. but i guess you wouldnt want to work in a pool shop? yeh thats what i thought:P
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