Tuesday, January 20, 2009


Starcraft. RTS Game developed by Blizzard Entertainment. Released 1998. Made of awesome.

I. Will. Kill. Everyone. If. Starcraft. 2. Doesn't. Run. On. My. Outdated. Computer.

Also. I. Like. One. Worded. Sentences. They're awesome. Oh woops I broke the habit. Oh well. Hmmmm...

Starcraft. Also known as... Starcraft. This game was original developed to be an optional source of entertainment from the Blizzard Fan-Base Community that decided that playing games with wizards and magic in it was too nerdy... So they decided to spend hours and hours fighting alien hordes instead. Definitely NOT nerdy... Soon there become rumours in the gaming community that Starcraft was becoming addictive. Anyone who investigated this said the rumours were ridiculous and they said that there was no harm in Starcraft at all. In fact they themselves decided to start playing it almost nonstop to prove just how harmless it was. Blizzard also made two versions of the game. One version was for public use for the nerd community (I mean the totally awesome cool community! Hell yeah! Rock on my peeps! Nerds 2-Squared Ever! lol :P Little... nerd joke there. Also, m(ur mum)>infinity) the second version had three copies of it made. One of them belongs to The Doctor, One to the owner of Blizzard and one of them was destroyed in a fire although it is said that the game itself is more indestructible than the armoured carapace of a Hydralisk and so the game disk had merely willed itself into the voyager spacecraft and was sent past the kuiper belt to find real aliens. This fabled game is said to have extra units, upgrades, scenarios and an extra hard final map which, if completed, imbues the gamer all the biological advantages of the Zerg.

It's all lies though.

Soon Starcraft will have a second installment. Starcraft five. It has messed with many people's minds with the title and is said to be able to warp time itself due to it's awesomeness. That part is true, it can. I myself am nearly exploding in anticipation for this game! AGH! AGH! AGH! COME OUT ALREADY! The idea of owning the next Starcraft and it's two expansions is orgasmic! Yes! It's bloody orgasmic!


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1 comment:

Brooke said...

Oh wow.
That possibly, sounds like the most epic game.. I have ever heard of.. It makes me want to go out, and buy it, then take it out to dinner! ;] oh yeahhh.
Haha! x