Captain Obvious FTW. I've recently got twitter and my favourite person by far that I'm following is Captain Obvious. He says obvious things for humourus effect!
I currently have a cold. It's quite unfair that I would get sick during the school holidays... Except for the fact that school is tomorrow and therefore I'll probably still be sick! Which I guess is a slight bonus for not being able to breath through my nose and being sniffly all the time.
In the meantime I will pass out... and die.
Suddenly: A wild grue appears and eats me. The end.