Thursday, April 22, 2010

Starcraft 2

Remember when I blogged about Starcraft back January of 2009? Yes, well Starcraft 2 still hasn't come out yet, but the good news is my computer will most certainly be able to run it! The game has gone into closed Beta testing for a while now which is good news! Yes, after Beta testing comes public release and then comes me not doing any of my assignments for a very long time... But I'm very excited now because you can actually PRE-ORDER THE COLLECTORS EDITION OF THE GAME!!! Guess what it contains!

# World of Warcraft mini Thor in-game pet that can be applied to all World of Warcraft characters on a single Battle.net account!
# The Art of StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty, a 176-page book featuring artwork from the game
# An exclusive 2GB USB flash drive replica of Jim Raynor's dog tag, which comes preloaded with the original StarCraft and the StarCraft: Brood War expansion set (because if you're buying the COLLECTORS STARCRAFT EDITION then we're assuming that you DON'T OWN the original Starcraft already... duh)
# A behind-the-scenes DVD containing over an hour of developer interviews, cinematics with director's commentary, and more
# A plasma rifle (not to be used on the neighbours cat.... unless it becomes infected by a zerg parasite)
# The official StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty soundtrack CD, containing 14 epic tracks from the game along with exclusive bonus tracks
# Pictures of Michael Morhaime while he sleeps... oooohhh yeeeahhhh
# StarCraft comic book issue #0, a prequel to the comic series
# A secret code to crack to unlock bonus rewards! (Hint, it's "drink your ovaltine")
# Exclusive Battle.net downloadable content, including special portraits for your Battle.net profile, decals to customize your units in-game, and a visually unique version of the terran Thor unit
# Heroin to ease yourself off the addiction to the game whenever you need to leave your house for any extended period of time
# Experimental drugs that can sustain the human body for over 50 hours without food or sleep so you don't die... we hope... oh please not again!
# TRUE HAPPINESS!

Yes! It boasts ALL of that and even more! (The more being cardboard that the box itself is made out of) I know I can't wait which is why after I have finished typing this I will probably go and look for a job... again...! Must... get... Starcraft 2!

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